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 Sexpert Py will be again on on the "Frosty, Heidi and Frank " Free FM Talk Show
 

i will be again on the "Frosty, Heidi and Frank " Free FM Talk Show,
Thursday, March 1
at 1:00 pm Pacific Time
Please listen to me if you can on the show Free FM 97.1, Los Angeles, CA or
Free FM 101.5, Phoenix, AZ), or even call in and talk with me.

Right after the interview on the show first time (Feb 22), I was invited again to be on this LA-based show, talking in-studio with the three hosts about "Sex Secrets of an American Geisha."

To listen: http://frostyheidiandfrank.com/main.asp

After you listen to what I have to say on the show, I'd love to get some feedback from you.

Thank you, friends.
Py

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 Masturbate and Lose Weight
 



The Top 5 American Geisha Tips to Lose Weight with Solo Sex

A lot of unnecessary eating occurs while you are home alone. When you are solo and tempted to snack at home, first try these five Solo Sex tips instead:

All you can try with no portion control. Solo Sex Weight Loss is not about calories counts and food restrictions. It’s about having fun.” These five tips are the easiest and most pleasant way to lose weight and also to reduce stress.

1. Strip naked, pull the bedcovers down, lie down then recall in detail for 5 minutes the best time you had great sex. You concentration on your fantasy (as well as your growing sexual excitement) will distract you from thoughts of food. And raise your metabolism, too.
2. Perhaps, begin to masturbate, perhaps to an orgasm that leaves your body totally unaware of and unconcerned about food. Sip cold water as you calm down.
3. Perhaps, with or without masturbation or orgasm, take a nap. Upon awakening, brush your teeth and tongue well, to provide the taste buds with a non-food treat. Be sure to brush your tongue at length. Follow this with a non-caloric drink if you like.
4. Fully dressed, put on a soft or hard-core video while watching from the couch or bed. Perhaps you’ll strip, get a vibrator, masturbate, reach orgasm, nap perhaps none of that. At least, you are not thinking of snacking. Again, perhaps include a non-caloric drink.
5. Go to the refrigerator, but not for food. Take a pen and paper to write your two affirmations you are going to post with two magnet-held. Take a non-caloric drink, then go lie down on your bed. Contemplate at length and write the two affirmations on what are more important in your life than food: something you want more than food (such as:
• I want to be thin and pretty woman to attract men; I care about my relationship with a good man than food
• I want to feel good about myself by losing weight more than food

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 Become an Sexy Couple as Geisha and Samurai on Valentine's Day
 


The Lucky 13 Exotic and Romantic American Geisha Secrets in and out of Bed for Valentine’s Day:

Looking for some exotic and romantic Asian ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day?

Want something different and sexy from Asia this Valentine’s Day? Do you want to create your own day to express your love to your man? Do you want to become an exotic and sexy Couple as Geisha and Samurai on Valentine’s Day?

In Korea and Japan, February 14 is a day when the woman (not the man!) expresses her love to her man, giving him gifts, chocolates and flowers. Women these countries have lots of ways to make their men, their Samuari Warriors, happy both in and out of bed.

Here are the lucky 13 exotic and romantic American Geisha secrets you and your lover can use to become a Geisha and Samurai couple in and out of bed as you celebrate Valentine’s Day:

1. Explain to your man these Asian ways to celebrate Valentine’s Day, and that you want to be an American Geisha for him for the day.

2. Wear Kimono-style lingerie or an apron covering your bottom, otherwise totally naked.

3. Play YoYo Ma cello music, which was the “Memoirs of a Geisha” background music, or use any Asian music to get inspired by the Japanese geisha devotion to pleasing her Samurai Warrior.

4. In bed, eat sexy sushi finger food and dip it in washabi (which some Asians feel is an aphrodisiac), then eat with pickled ginger. Feed each other. Drink warm sake from tiny sake cups.

5. Feed him emotional dim-sum (Chinese meaning: feeling full and fat) to make him feel like a real man by stroking his ego all day and night long.

6. For dessert, slowly melt and suck one table spoon-size Hershey’s Mini Nuggets (any of the four varieties in each pack) as a sensual foreplay, both of you licking and sucking the nugget while holding it in your mouths and with your four lips. Then use your own imagination.

7. Buy one gift for both yourself and him: a vibrator or soft core X-rated video or something you can use for sex. Wrap it nicely. Use it within half-an-hour of his opening it.

8. Give a gift to him with your Valentine’s Day card with 3-line Haiku love poem or any free form of poem for him, saying, “Today is your night. I want to be your American Geisha. Will you be my Samurai Warrior. Love, Me.”

9. Make up 3 or 4 “Valentine’s Day Sex Coupons” that you put in with his Valentine’s Day card. Have an expiration date of 2-14-07; he must use them today. Each coupon represents a sexual fantasy or favorite of his, or something brand new to both of you.

10. After he uses up his coupons, let him know his sexual prowess makes you want ANYTHING more that he wants to do with you you.

11. While making love, stain character as a geisha and Samurai couple in order to make your lovemaking so incredibly different this one night a year.

12. Best of all: make him feel like your sexual Samurai Warrior by giving him total credit for your sexual excitement and orgasm/by making him feel like your hero. Be noisy; scream in ecstasy. Come hard and long. And often.

13. After his orgasm, get out of bed, put on your kimono, and bring to him your pre-prepared tray of a small, hot, wet towel, a drying towel, and a dab of face or body lotion. Clean up his manhood’s area, put dry and gently massage in the lotion. Be careful of his exhausted, but very sensitive manhood. Pull the sheet to his chin and let him sleep the sleep of “the little death,” his incredible with orgasm his beautiful, feminine, sexy American Geisha.

Have you got some tips to recommend. Tell me just in time for Valentine’s Day.

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